ban the user above you

[the-royal-mail]

This is a common theme on forums across the Internet. The idea is anyone who reads the thread should find a reason to ban the poster right above them. For instance, you could "ban" me for the number of posts I have. Then the person who "bans" me leaves themselves open to be banned by the next person and so on. It's good, clean fun. Don't attack or be too serious about this, just have fun with it.

[Addy]

I just want to ban you for starting this ridiculous thread.

[the-royal-mail]

Banned for joining in March 2010.

[carllecat]

Banned because you are probably from Ontario!

[HaroldCrump]

Banned because you have no idea where he's really from

[MoneyGal]

Banned for excessive promotion of carbs! (The Orono Bakery suggestions...)

(I'm just back in a weight-training program; no carbs for me - unless I lift many heavy objects first...)

[the-royal-mail]

Banned for avoiding carbs. Canada Food Guide recommends SOME carbs.

[HaroldCrump]

Banned for supporting the greedy, capitalist, corporate interests led Canada Food Guide

[Ben]

Banned for insulting capitalism, and by extension, the co-founder of the forum.

[steve41]

The Canada Food Guide should be inverted. Carbs are the worst thing that happened to mankind since the invention of gunpowder.