For all of you with any money left,

[bettyboop]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2013:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

[Belguy]

Are these for real? They seem a little far fetched!

[stardancer]

LOL

[Dopplegangerr]

Belguy you crack me up more then the "new" companies

[webber22]

Here are some other mergers denied by the exchanges:

Fukuda Denshi and Telus : Fukuda Denshit
Coroware and Duncastle Gold : Cowdung
Smokey market foods and Potash : Smokpot
Handeni gold and JOB (General Employment Ent) : H*ndjob
JuniperNetworks and Kinross and Deere and Intermec and Trunkbow Intl : JunkInDeTrunk
Pool Corp and PoseidenConcepts : PooPoo
Farako Intl and Telus : Fart